It's Friday, so let's have a little fun...
Every once in a while, Rich Miller of Capitol Fax Blog finds a daffy photo of some politician and runs a photo caption contest. We're going to steal his idea and use a photo provided by Publia over at the Wilmette Blog (thanks Publia!!!!). The idea is simple--try to make up a funny caption for the photo, and snark is heavily encouraged, but keep it clean.
My starting caption: "Barack Obama said WHAT? Quick, issue a press release saying I like pistachio ice cream too!!!"
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Here's another, I couldn't resist:
"You mean you're from the Tenth District and YOU'RE not a millionaire either??? You're the third one I've talked to this week!"
"Oh, did I say I was a Professor at NU? Uh....well, let me explain all of this".
"this is my adjunct professor face, what do you think?"
"Honey, what do you mean I'm going to have to get a real job when I loose in November?"
I vote for professor Peabody, unless we want to add, “"Honey, what do you mean I'm going to have to get a real job when I loose in November or can I go back to being a stay at home dad?"
"Sure you can take my "current" class at NU, but you have to wait until this April. Assuming, of course, enough people sign up."
"God Forbid, that 7 years of hard work may be washed away. And I am very sad, because I was personally involved in these development scheme."
Oops, I pasted it wrong; that was from Pervez Musharraf's Declaration of Emergency. Nevermind.
Someone is running against me? How dare him!
Louis G. Atsaves
Waukegan is in the 10th? I didn't know there were so many millionaires there.
"Hey, wait a minute! Nobody told me I was actually going to have to WORK if I won this election!"
"What - you expect me to walk precincts and work train stations? I thought the Chicago Teachers Union and AFSCME were providing the labor!"
Pictured after reading the following:
"Just Listed! $234,900. Gorgeous 4 bedroom 2 story with over $75,000 in recent upgrades. Custom maple kitchen, with stainless appliances, ceramic flooring, sliding patio doors off dining room to deck, new windows, fireplace, and 2 car garage. W104 North Chicago."
"North Chicago? It's in the district? I couldn't live there . . .?"
"Door-to-door campaign in Waukegan and North Chicago? Those places scare me! Can't I just hire Jerry Knight to do it for me?"
Americans Against Escalation in Iraq just declared bankruptcy?
Jay Footlik is Jewish??? Why didn't he ever say that?
What? I'll be working at Northwestern's Day Care Center?
"Give me campaign money so I can pay myself another $25,000 to buy gas and food!"
"I have to go to Ellen's house? Can't she just mail her donation like the rest of the kooks?"
Oops!
"Dude, did you just poke a hole in my blow-up Obama doll?"
"Check it out Mia, my very own office. No more cubes!"
"The Federal Election Commission is on the phone? Tell them I'm not here."
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